communistbakery:

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

you tried so hard

(via baracknobama)

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via borinq)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via orgasmic-humor)

thatsmzfufutou:

tamaraldbrennan:

jennifermorriswan:

*finishes whole series of tv show* 

*does extensive background search on the cast and follows them on all social media*

*Rewatches entire series again*

*watches everything favourite cast member has been in, no matter how bad it is*

(via momotaroumikoshibah)

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

(via pizza)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via asian)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via momotaroumikoshibah)

samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

(via cuddlykook)

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via snorlaxatives)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via heliolisk)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via gummyvitaminoverdose)

cosplayblog:

Kida Nedakh from Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Cosplayer: Meevers Desu Cosplay [DA | FB]
Photographer: WeNeals [WW | TM | TW | FL]

(via swooter)

(Source: flawlessvevo, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

Let’s Play: GTA V || ‘Merica 

(Source: ahcrew, via achievementinfused)

Anonymous Asked:
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

asian: