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bendydicks:

lets-just-stop-and-think:

mugiwarayoshi:

Fandoms in a Nutshell

THIS SHOULD BE WHAT PLAYS WHEN YOU REGISTER ON THIS SITE

This is really accurate though.

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby)

internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident


10knotes:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

 

(Source: gaksdesigns)

may-or-may-not-contain-nuts:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

“shark week”

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim)